Katrina Parsons - 07 April 2021
Funny Parenting Quotes | Being a Mum Quotes
As a mum there are so many days that I could close the door and cry into my cold cup of coffee. Being a parent is tough but also the most magical thing I have ever experienced.
What gets me through these tough days is scrolling through funny parents quotes and realising I am not in this alone. Being able to laugh when you feel like you could cry is a wonderful thing, so I hope you enjoy these funny parenting quotes.
Funny Parenting Quote 1
Not going to lie - I don't think I have bought new underwear for myself since my daughter was born 3 years ago!
Funny Parenting Quote 2
Look, sometimes I need all of the above. Being a mum quotes don't get more real than this - bring on the 5pm G&T!
Funny Parenting Quote 3
I mean I just can't seem to get it right at the moment with Maeve's sandwiches! Sometimes she doesn't want them cut, sometimes it's squares, other times it's triangles... Parenthood isn't easy!
Funny Parenting Quote 4
I am sure that Timon and Pumbaa would agree with this. The last time I can remember relaxing was before I was pregnant, and even before that if you are trying to get pregnant! Being a mum is tiring zzz
Funny Parenting Quote 5
Who doesn't make life decisions in the shower? I'm either deciding to start a business, looking for a house or crying because I'm either so in love with my child or stressed out about all the laundry. A normal no. 4 shower right?
Funny Parenting Quote 5
Not sure this is as much a being a mum quote, as it is step by step instructions on how to parent. I'm currently in the third year of holding and it's not so bad.
Funny Parenting Quote 6
Pretty much every single night in this household. It's either Money Heist or Line of Duty in the TV queue and the hidden snacks vary each week. This week, it's caramel magnums - you're lying to yourself if this isn't you too!
Funny Parenting Quote 7
I never step away for two seconds, but if I do, and if it's too quiet then I know something has happened. But I swear I only stepped away for like two seconds!!
Funny Parenting Quote 8
It doesn't even have to be more specific... just tell me the category we are looking at. Food, nappy, nap, change of scenery, different rocking movement?
Funny Parenting Quote 9
If you haven't experienced this yet... Just ask your child the question and have a stop watch on hand. This should be on the top of our being a mum quotes list!
Funny Parenting Quote 10
Not going to say this iced coffee recipe will win any awards, but you might as well embrace it and top it with a few ice cubes or some crushed ice. Thirst quenching if nothing else!
Funny Parenting Quote 11
Yes my toast is spicy, yes my apple is spicy and my chocolate is DEFINITELY spicy... Such a shame that I enjoy some chilli with pretty much everything I eat.